Daddy mzde me cheesy girts
and the baby cried
TV is on
"...you're the new pop sensation out there. What do think of your fame?"
"I'm just so thankful and grateful for all popularity
I've gotten from all the little people
out there watching.
My new album comes out next week."
"Who are your musical influences?"
"Influences?"
"Yeah. Who are someof the artists who influence your music?"
"My musicisn; under ay inffluenece. I'm a
drug-free role model."
"No.I mean..what msic do you like?"
"Oh. Like what's on my iPod?"
"Yeah."
"Tht' a really ersonal question...don;t feel comfortable answering that.."
"Oh. It's ok. Next question: what's going to be the name of your new single?"
"That would be 'Daddy don't touch don't touch.' It's about my childhood."
I swear that I write better prose than this but yeah. Here ya go.
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