Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Random Impulse: Unfinished Draft, Sorry for the Subject Matter here.

Ben and Alisha sat on the couch watching a vampire movie. Alisha was more interested then Ben. Ben sat on the couch watching it without feeling. Alisha was mouthing every word holding the t-shirt in her hands, showing her waist. Ben started looking at her waist.
“I must go, my love.”
“W-why, my love?” Why must you go?”
“I must go because you are not safe with me.”
“How am I not safe? I have you…here…to protect me from…danger.”
“That may be. But danger will never stop…coming if I am around you.”
“I don’t care.”
“You must care, my love. You must!”
“I don’t! I don’t! I don’t care about the danger…I only care about you!”
Alisha grabbed her shirt tighter. Ben started rubbing her back. Alisha moved away out of the distance and returned to watching the movie.
“Wh-when will you be back, my love?”
“I won’t be back.”
The boy left onscreen.
“NOOOOOOO!”
Tears started welling Alisha’s eyes. Ben saw this. He kissed her cheek and tried to wipe the tear from her cheek. He hit her nose mostly. Alisha giggled a little bit. Ben smiled. Alisha looked at him. They stared to kiss, passionately.
                “So he left you, huh?”
                “Yeah…”
                “It’ll be ok.”
                “How can you say that? The one I love is gone…”
                “Well…that doesn’t mean you are alone.”
                “How does it not mean that?”
                “You still have me.”
                “Thanks.”
                Ben moved his hand up Alisha’s shirt. Alisha smacked the hand down. Kissing continued. The hand came up again. Alisha missed it. Kissing stopped. Looked at each other.
                “You wanna…”
                “Ugh…that’s all you ever think about.”
                “Sorry.”
                “Ugh.”
                “Well do you…”
                “Ugh. Will you let me watch my movie afterwards?”
                “If you want to, baby.”
                “Ok. Get up.”
                “Where have you been, young lady?”
                “Nowhere.”      
                “You’ve been with that pale boy, haven’t you?”
                “So what if I have?”
                “You know how I feel about that boy.”
                “And you know how I feel about him too.”
                “Don’t give me that.”
                “We’re in love!”
                “Yeah…right…”
                “Should I get naked?”
                “Please.”
                “Ooooo…”
                “I don’t wanna be the only one naked here.”
                “Oh.”
                “You or me on top?”
                “Ummm…I wanna be toppers.”
                “Ok.”
                “Ok.”
                “Why are your socks still on?”
                “Oh. Sorry.”
"I love you.”
"You are my life now."
                “Is it in?”
                “What do you mean ‘Is it in’?”

Sunday, March 27, 2011

Reading Responses: A Good Man is Hard to Find

A Good Man is Hard to Find
Reading this story is a homecoming for me. I read it earlier on when i was in high school and a couple of years later i Read it and can only think of how my tastes have changed as a reader. That being said, I appreciate this story but don't enjoy as much as I feel that I should. It is a precursor to the Coen Brothers and to all of this other media hat I love but, I do not love it.

Junkyard Quotes:Courage the Cowardly Dog

1. "Swindling begets swindling,like selfishness begets banana heads."
2. "You used to be so pretty and smelt so nice."
     "I took a bath last Tuesday."
     "I was talkin' to me flower, Eustace."
3. "There's something fishy goin' on here, or my name is Stinky Looloo, and thank goodness its not."
4. " Well judging by the markings and the obvious age of the relic, I'd have to say it would be...GARBAGE!!"
     (throws slab out the window)
     "Eustace!"
     "GARBAGE!! FROM KING GARBAGE!! OF THE GARBAGE DYNASTY!!! Stupid dog. Always bringin' garbage into the house."
5. "Our differences are settled...! He's dead and I ain't!" (Eustace on his late brother to Muriel)
6. Dr. Vindaloo: There's nothing to worry about. Nothing at all. But there's nothing I can do! 
7. Di Lung[when someone gets in his way] Watch where you're goin', ya foo'!

8. Old Lady Inside Vacuum Cleaner: Let me lay down the ground rules: This is my half of the lint, that's your half of the lint. Remember that and we won't have no trouble.
9. Freaky Fred: Hello new friend my name is Fred, the words you hear are in my head. I say I said my name is Fred and I've been very...naaaaughty.

Random Impulse: Disaster Story


The Youth in Asia

 Dina’s failed her first suicide attempt. She chose pills and booze. She drank too much booze and not enough pills. She went to bed drunk and listening to British Pop.  Her parents found her the next day. Instead of death’s embrace, she received a nice nap, a hangover, and 2 months without phone or internet.

Kurt was fired and he had no wife to come home too. So he got a gun and thought about killing himself. He sat at the kitchen table and contemplated.

“Hey man.”
“Hey Corey.”
“How’s it hanging?”
“Good. You?”
“Not so good. My best friend died.”
“Really?”
“Yeah.”
“That’s too bad.”
“Yeah.”
“What was her name?”
“Dina Ruiz.”
“Who?”
“You don’t know her.”
“I think I gotta friend request from someone named that.”
“Musta been a long time ago.”
“It was yesterday.”
“Really?”
“Yeah.”
“Well she died yesterday.”
“Weird.”             

Charlie Pimento was retired and his wife was dead. He once owned a hardware store called Pimento’s Hardware, of all names. He sold it when he was 65 because none of his kids wanted it. His wife died on a camping trip when she drowned in a creek 3 feet deep. He had terminal cancer and it manifested itself as a tumor at the back of his head. It looked like a large goiter or a turkey egg. His days included golf, newspapers, and bowls of oatmeal. He invited his kids over to his house to tal about the egg a the back of his head:
                “I’m gonna die.”
                “No you’re not.”
                “How come, Dad?”
                “Everyone deserves to live.”
                “Did you repaint the den?”
                “I have cancer.”
                “Cancer?”
                “Is it genetic?”
                “Who told ya that?”
                “I love the color.”
                “Doctor told me.”
                “How long you got?”
                “Is it genetic? You didn’t answer that.”
                “That’s a shame.”
                “What are we talking about?”
                “Dad’s got cancer.”
                “Cancer?”
                “Yeah.”
                “Is it genetic?”
                “That’s what I asked.”
                “I don’t know if ya’ll got it.”
                “That’s scary.”
                “I got 6 months.”
                “What are you gonna do?”
                “I’m gonna make an appointment with my doctor.”
                “Are you gonna do hospice?”
                “Who gets the house?”
                “Have you told anyone else?”
                “Why didn’t you tell us sooner?”
                “I’m gonna do what I wanna do.”
                “What do you wanna do?”
                “I wanna do what I wanna do.”
                “What?”
                “He hasn’t decided is what he’s sayin’.”
                “What?”
                “He gonna just die?”
                “That makes no sense.”
               
Kurt decided to not think at the kitchen because he got sentimental and when he gets sentimental he gets sleepy. So he went to his bedroom with the gun and laid down. And he contemplated.

Dina’s second suicide attempt was less successful than the first one. She got a box f razor blades and went into the bathroom. She took a hot bath and held the razor in her hand. Her eyes filled with tears and she prayed to God. To forgive her and all that. So she held the razor blade and right before she can make her arm squirt cherries she knocks the box into the bathtub. When she got out she looked like a cat got hold of her legs, stomach, ass, and thighs.

Corey sat with his head in his hands. He went home and his mom made him mac and cheese. He took his too tight t-shirt off and sat down. His backpack was downstairs and his computer was off. He decided not to read his comic books tonight so he just sat. His parents were talking bout him downstairs. The walls were so thin that he could hear almost every word.
                “You think he’s depressed?”
                “He old enough to be depressed?”
                “I think so.”
                “You think something happened at school?”
                “Prolly.”
                He closed his eyes and turned over on his bed.

Kurt sat on his bed like a teenager. Listened to emo/pop/punk/rock/shit like a teenager. He was crying like a teenager. And he was contemplating killing himself, like a teenager. But he was bald like a 40 year old. He was fat like a 40 year old. He wore bifocals like a 40 year old. He had been smoking for 20 years, like a 40 year old. He tried to be a teenager and acted like but old Kurt could no grasp in his mind that he was 40 yeas old not 14. The damn gun belonged to him not his dad.

Charlie Pimento had a life insurance worth of over 2 million and all his kin knew it. As soon as he let out the fact that he had cancer he had visitors every day. All of them hoping to have a place in his will.
“Uncle Charlie! It’s me. Jim-bo. I’m your nephew”
                “Charlie. Me and your son Danny used to play together as kids.”
                “Charlie. Tu eres mi padre.”
                So Charlie went to the doctor one last time.
                “It’s terminal, Charlie.”
                “You sure?”
                “Positive. I’m sorry.”
                “It’s ok. I just want you to be sure.”
                The he went to his lawyer.
                “You tell anyone?”
                “Yeah. I told my family.”
                “How did they react?”
                “Umm…fine. They reacted fine.”
                “What do you mean by fine, Charlie?”
                “Apathetic.”
                “So they were apathetic to your terminal cancer?”
                “Yeah…kinda…”
                “My God.”
                “Well it ain’t nothn’ new.”
                “It isn’t?”
                “Not really.”
                “Why is that?”
                Lawyer got out his lunch. Charlie looked at it.
                “Charlie?”
                “Yeah.”
                “Why is your children’s apathy nothing new to you?”
                “I don’t know…um..it’s just…”
                He focused on his lawyer’s lunch.
                “You don’t mind if I eat do you?”
                “No. Go ahead.”
                Lawyer unwrapped a sandwich and got a bag of chips.
                “You were saying?”
                “About?”
                “About how your kids were apathetic to you dying…”
                Lawyer took a big bite of tuna sandwich and some of it was in his mustache.
                “I forgot what I was gonna say about it…”
                “Well (swallow) you wanna take em out of your will, Charlie?”
                “Nah…I wouldn’t wanna do that…”
                Smack smack eat chew sloch. Puts a chip in his mouth.
                “Well they culd wanna take avantage of you…”
                “Yeah…”
                Smack smack smack chew chew chew sloch spit chip crunch. Swallow it all down.
                “Oh. I’m sorry, Charlie. How rude of me. You wanna bite?”
                “Not really. I feel nauseous.”
               
Kurt was in fetal position on the bed as the music played. He turned over and started wrting his note. His last testament to humanity on how it wronged him and how he could have better service. My steak was dry and the service was terrible. Not enough flair. He tried to be poetic:

What is a few short years to live in hell. That is all I get around here.
No more I will pay the bills.
No more I will drive the car.
No more I will wash, iron & mend any clothes.
No more I will have to eat the leftover articles that was cooked the day before.
This is no way to live.
Either is it any way to die.

He left instructions and philosophy.
Because I am an agnostic and believe funeral fanfare to be nonsense -- I ask that it be forgotten. Instead, knowing there to be a marked shortage of cadavers for the medical profession, for which I have endless respect, I hereby bequeath 1) my body to medics for dissection. I want there to be no tears for my death, because there was fewer than none in my life.
He apologized to certain people:
To Mrs. Jacoby, my land lady, I’m sorry for the mess. If I were here I would help you clean it up. The rent ofr the month is in the top drawer. Believe me, I tried my best to leave as little property damage as I could.
To my ex-wife sorry for loving you too much and caring to much and cleaning up all your shit after you and liking all your stupid goddamn movies and your stupid goddamn stupid jokes and all that. Sorry for caring so much. Maybe you’ll care about me once I’m gone.
He gave reasons:
Fall quarter I called Suicide Prevention. I'd called them before and the people were nice, but this time the woman acted a little indignant. "Why the hell do you want to do something like that?" she asked. We talked until she said she had other phone calls. But she made me promise I wouldn't try it without calling back first. I had a bottle of Coricidin from a wisdom tooth operation. I'd been thinking about it for a month off and on. Much later that night I took ten Coricidin and went to bed. I woke up in the morning feeling really rotten -- weepy, groggy. I could hardly move I thought I was going to die any minute. Too bad I didn’t. I assure I wish I had. And you know what? If I had gotten a little bit more service on this Earth, then maybe I’d still be on it. So it’s your fault Suicide Prevention!!!!!!!
And, lastly, he gave his bid adieu:
Sunday 4:45 PM. Here goes
Though I am about to kick the bucket I am as happy as ever. I am tired of this life so am going over to see the other side.
Good luck to all.

And Kurt sat up in the bed. He held the gun in his hand. He thought some more.

Dina tried suicide a last time. She thought about hanging herself but saw it as to disgusting to find. She thought about the stove but hers was electric.  So she went online. She put online:
What's the easiest and fastest way to commit suicide?
i'm ugly...have no self esteem... have no social life... i hate being with people.... I'm 80% sad most of the day.... I just have no motivation or energy......

I just want it to be over....

She didn’t get a response. 

Corey’s parents came into his room. Corey had a pillow over his face.
                “Corey?”
                “Hmmm?”
                “It’s Mommy and Daddy…”
                “Hey son.”
                Took the pillow offa his face.
                “What is it?”
                “We just noticed you were depressed and we…”
                “I’m not depressed.”
                “Ok. Wel…you seem less chipper than normal…”
                “Sorry.”
                “Did something happen at school?”
                “No.”
                “Someone call you a name?”
                “No.”
                “Someone hurt your feelings?”
                “No.”
                “Are you gay?”
                “Dad!” 
                “Well it’s just a question! Are you?”
                “No!”
                “See? Now I got an answer.”
                “What’s this about?”
                “We saw you were depressed and…”
                “We wanted to know if everything was all right son…”
                “Is everything all right?”
                “Yeah. Everything’s all right.”
                “You suicidal son?”
                “No. I’m not suicidal.”
                “Ya sure?”
                “Yes.”
                “You want some cocoa?”
                “No. I’m just gonna go to sleep.”
               

Another story that isn't done. 

Random Impulse: Story for David

David wrote a story with dialog. I shall write a story without for him. Tit for tat.


The Ice Storm

      The ice storm came down on the town like a bout of depression. It started on Saturday and ended Monday. The day the ice melted is suspended, as it changes from person to person.

      The ice storm came in the night and left the roads choked and slushed. The ground became frozen sponges beneath people’s feet. Dogs turned to popsicles and teenage lovers were sealed in their parents’ cars. 

This is obviously not done. But please leave feedback. 

Thursday, March 24, 2011

Writing Event Response: The Soup Kitchen Reading

It was room 1303 and it started at seven. I was supposed to meet some people i now there but they had unexpected circumstances. And i listened to the poets as people entered the room.

Kathy Gunn had the most impact on me as a reader. her poem "The Seven Crowned Sonnes" hit me in the gut. The segment describing the colors of Snow White had the most effect on me.

the other two seemed less eventful to me. They seemed more...poetic. All in all the night left me both inspired and disappointed. i felt like i was at a poetry reading, because i was at one. i felt no higher sense. I had no transcendental experience. I felt as though the poems were poems and that the style of all three (except for Gunn's "Sonnets") seemed all too similar. Poetry to me is the heightening of language and the destruction of the comfortable. All these poems seemed comfortable. Poems should be destruction or creation. The poems read by the three poets seemed to be ere observation tossed through a thesaurus. What has happened to the "fuck" word? It is base and bestial, but base an bestial things are unpopular now. Unpopular, edgy, and angry are the direction in which we should head. The direction should not be uniformity by up-heaving language.

Sorry for the rant. I had a good time otherwise.

Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Junkyard Quote: David conversation

"it's a quadruple kidnapping. The kidnappers were kidnapped. It was proven that the kidnapped victim had in fact kidnapped another kidnapper but the kidnapped's kidnapped victem's identity remains unknown." this is a plagiarizatipn and the entire convo has been watered down but this is the gist of it.

Friday, March 18, 2011

Random Impulse: 2nd Person Story from Class

The Ballad of Hans the Chicken Plucker


You wake up before the morning comes, when the moon retreats back to it's house. You hit the alarm like a stepchild, kiss the mantelpiece picture like a wife, and pat your stomach like a dog. You start the shower wait for the well-water to warm while on the toilet seat, make a scene with a magazine, take the shower singing top forty its from when you were 14 instead of 45. You get out, look down, naked. Playing peekaboo with your genitals, head back to the bedroom and dress in coveralls to cover your all, with tail tucked. You boil coffee, break eggs in the kitchen fro your breakfast time before the cock gets out of the roost and the sun rises like a tossed orange.  You think of the night of the week before. The hay is flat now, can;t get the cows t eat. Think of blonde hair and cargo shorts tucked downtown. You wake with a ding. Phone call for you. Phone call for you, Hans. You'll let the machine answer it. Drink the coffee and put on the glasses you wear for working.  Coke bottle bottoms to the crooked world,smudged with your fingerprints.  You put on your bots whit the white paint on them from the barn, go outside with blonde hair on your mind.

Random Impulse: Taking from Raymond Carver

Our Soldier Boy

Charlene stood looking out the window, holding back the blinds. She wore a calico dress and her was in a bun. The day was warm and sunny like July. She had 4 American flags around her house. She had one on the flag stand, a flag pole in the yard, and two hanging off of opposite sides of the porch. Her husband sat down in front of the TV. He was reading the paper and was not paying attention to the box.
“What time is he s’posed to be coming, John?”
“S’posed to be here about four.”
“What time is it?”
He looked at his watch.
“3:52.”
“Oh. He’ll be here any minute.”
“Should be.”
He went back to reading the paper.
In the kitchen was feast of food. A smoked ham and macaroni and cheese. Mashed potatoes and green beans. Two pies were in the oven and biscuits sat on top of the stove on a plate underneath a napkin. 
“You think he’ll be hungry?”
“Prolly.”
“I made all of his favorite. I bet he’s starving for some home cooking.”
“I know I am.”
“Aw shush.”
“Just sayin’.”
There were pictures on the mantle. A candle of prayer glowed next to a picture of a muscular boy with a crew cut and a smile. Next to that was the black and white picture of less muscular man in uniform with a crew cut. Next to that was the picture of a little boy with a white plaster cast on his right arm. The boy smiled and had a backpack on his back as he stepped onto a yellow school bus.
Charlene saw the boys circling their bikes in the road. The Swanson girl was brushing her doll’s hair on the porch. A bus came up and stopped in front of the house.
“He’s here! He’s here!”
She ran to the mirror and checked herself. John heaved himself off of the chair and was behind her.
“Aw don’t fuss. He’s your son. Not your date.”
“I just wanna look good for our soldier boy.”
They stood holding hands in front of the closed door. They heard the offbeat sound on the steps. The heard the creeks of the porch. They heard it stop in front of the door. They held their hands tighter. He knocked. John said:
“Come on in.”
He was having trouble with the door handle. John unlocked from Charlene. He opened the door with a smile on his face. It quickly fell. He blocked the outside with his body.
“Who is it John?”
John didn’t answer.
“Is that our soldier boy?”
John said after a few seconds:
“Go into the kitchen, Charlene.”
“What?”
“Go to the kitchen. I’ll call you in a second.”
“What are you talking about, John? I wanna see my son.”
“Charlene, please.”
“No, John. Let me see my son.”
John sank his head and moved out of the doorway. Charlene saw her son. His left arm was made of metal as was his leg. She could say nothing, nor could John. Their soldier boy stood at the doorway.

Tuesday, March 1, 2011

Random Impulse: Second Short Story

This is an older one as well.



Tom Allan awoke one morning to the sound of screeching tires. And he found that his tin can wife had left him. She had taken her dresses and things. She had only left him a note on a pillow case. It read:
“I am leaving you Tom. You do not appreciate me as you once did and I never was really in love with you. I took all my things and left you all yours. I hope you will be happy. –Carmen.”
All he could do was sit, for he never loved her either. He sat up on the bed and looked you the window as the snow fell. The tow drivers of the cars outside his windows were arguing loudly but he truly felt nothing towards it.
Tom Allan ran and owned the Briarsburg Hardware and Supply shop. It was on the town’s Main Street and was 2 stories. It sat between the local bank and the ice cram parlor that was only open during winter. He had inherited the store from his father, who had inherited it from his own father. He handcrafted the nails he sold, and offered help on any projects his customers may have been doing. This offer was rarely taken though, as his customers were leaving his business. They thought his prices were too high and that the drive to Cherylton was well worth their time.
Tom lived in apartment above the store. There was a small, skeletal stairway that led up to it at the back of the store. It appeared as though it were a broom closet. Tom had to turn sideways to get through it.
He was profoundly lonely and spent the entirety of his nights alone, watching television or making nails. The blue light of the TV screen made his windows glow.
He was a hater of women. He found flaws in each and every one that he saw.
“Her eyes are too big.”
“Her hands are too small.”
“Her boobs aren’t even.”
Not as if he had the courage to ask anyhow.
One night after he had closed shop, he went to the town’s grocery store. He bought a dozen cans of baked beans.
“You taking advantage of the deals aren’t you?”
“That’s none of your business.”
He went to his small apartment and wedged himself upstairs with the bags of cans in his hands. After 5 minutes of squeezing he made it up the stairs and into his apartment. He took the cans of beans and opened each and every one. He dumped the beans into the sink. He washed out the cans and took them into his living area, where a pile of sheet metal and scarp laid.
He made his tin-can wife in 14 hours stretched over two weeks of work. Except for one Sunday, when he decided to go to the movies instead of working.
On the day he was done with her he sat back and looked. She was 6 feet tall and shined and buffed. He put a head of hair made of copper wiring. He was no professional artist so her face was simplistic and crudely done. He came up with the name of Carmen from a book of names he bought from the grocery store magazine shelf.
He went behind his wife and pulled the leaf blower engine and the engine ran after a couple of tugs.
“Hello.”
Carmen said nothing.
 “My name is Tom.”
She still said nothing.
“I love you.”
She puffed smoke.
“Hey honey. I’m honey.”
 “My darling! You are home!”
“Yes ma’am.”
“How was your day, my sweet? Were there any customers, my love?”
“Yeah. There were a couple.”
“Is the business picking back upwards, my love?”
“A little. Mr. Garrets came in.”
“He did, my love? What did he say, my husband?”
“He asked to buy the store again.”
“What did you say, my dear?”
“I told him t shove off. That the store has been in my family since this town was founded and that I’d die in it.”
“I do love you, my love.”
“I love you too, Carmen.”
“Would you like something to eat, my sugar?”
“Yeah. Did you make anything?”
“I made your favorite, my loving husband. I made you noodles, my heart.”
“You’re the best wife ever, Carmen.”
“Thank you, husband. You too are the best husband I could ever hope for, my love.”
They embraced.
Tom never let Carmen outside of the house. Whenever she was done with cleaning their apartment, and cooking food for her husband, she sat looking out the window. She saw the world pass and the seasons pass as leaves in the breeze. She saw the riders in their wagons pull back their reigns of their horses. She saw men and women jog with their dogs on leashes. She saw the leaves leave their branches to fall on the streets and sidewalks below. She saw business close due to leaving partners. She saw children and teens on skateboards and bicycles. She saw the women passing with their babies and children on their shoulders, in carriages, in their arms, on leashes, or holding their hands.
“Why must they bind them as though they shall leave them? Why would one leave the place they love so much?”
She asked herself that daily until she thought she had found an answer.
Tom sat with his immobile wife eating dinner in the candle light. He had bought the candles the other day from the grocery store and thought he would use them tonight for their anniversary. Tom lifted his glass at his puffing wife. Hr motor ran and he said:
“Happy anniversary, my love.”
She said nothing but her engine hummed. She vibrated in her chair and her painted face moved along with the rest of her body. Tom returned to eating his noodles.
“You want me to give you your gift now, baby?”
She puffed smoke.
“Ok. I’ll show it to you now.”
He dug into his pocket and took out a box. In it was a ring that shined gold in the candle light. He smiled as he showed it to her. She looked at him with her immobile face. He walked over to her side of the table and got down on one knee.
“Will you marry me, Carmen?”
She puffed smoke and he put the ring on her finger.
“My loving husband?”
“Yes, Carmen?”
“May we please have a child, my love?”
“What?”
“May we have a child, schnookems? I would very much like one, dear.”
 “I Don’t think that’d be best, baby.”
“Why not, darling?”
“Babies are loud and expensive creatures. All they would do is make a bigger mess for you to clean up every day. And they would keep us up at night. I don’t think you’d like a baby very much.”
“But the women on the street appear happy with their babies, my love.”
“They are lying, Carmen. They have to love them because they’re stuck with them.”
“I am saddened by this, husband.”
“I am too, babe. But hey. We have each other.”
“Yes I am happy with that, love.”
They embraced.
“Come one and all to see the amazing Professor Pinkerville! His potions can work magic! Step right up!”
“Hello.”
“Hello good sir. May I introduce you to Professor Pinkerville’s Phenomenal Potion?”
“What’s so phenomenal about it?”
“Why it can do pretty much anything! It can make air grow back, cure any ailment, is good with cooking, and is a phenomenal shoo shine.”
“Can it bring my wife to life?”
“Yes good sir. It can bring excitement to any bedroom situation. It is a proven aphrodisiac!”
Tom bought a bottle and rushed home.
 “My husband?”
“Yes?”
“Why can’t I go down the stairway, my love?”
“Because it’s too small. I don’t want you to hurt yourself.”
            “But I can make it, my darling.”
“No. You wouldn’t. I don’t want you to hurt yourself.”
“Yes, my dear.”
She returned to cooking.
Tom and Carmen lay on the bed touching each other as she puffed smoke and he breathe heavy. He looked in her painted face and she into his eyes. He smiled at her and said:
“I love you, Mrs. Allan.”
She puffed smoke and said nothing.
He smiled and went to sleep in her arms.
Each and every night after Tom went to sleep, Carmen would wedge herself in the stairs. She tried to get downstairs. The first few night she could only reach the third step. After 2 months se could reach the fifth. After 6 months she could reach the 9th. 3 months after that she could reach the curve in the stairs. And after 2 ears of trying she reached the bottom of the steps. She touched the knob on the closet door But she did not open it. She glowed with an inner light. It was joy. She waked up the stairs and laid herself in the bed, next to her husband.
“Tom?”
Carmen walked n the living area as Tom was watching the television. He had closed the shop because he did not feel like working that day.
“Tom?”
“Mmmm? I’m not hungry. Thanks though, baby.”
“Ok.”
She walked back towards the kitchen. She stopped and turned around again. Tom looked at her.
“You need something, Carmen?”
“Can I run the store today?”
“Why you want to do that, Carmen?”
“Well…you took the day off…”
“Because I feel flu-ish.”
“Because you feel flu-ish. But I feel fine and we need the money so I thought why don’t I run the store today?”
“No.”
“Why not?”
He was shocked.
“Because I said so.”
“That’s no reason.”
“Isn’t it?”
“No. It isn’t, my husband.”
“Well even if you could run the store you’d never fit in the stairs.”
“Yes I can.”
“What?”
“I can fit through those stairs. I can make it to the bottom.”
“How do you know that?”
“I trained myself to do it.”
“When?”
“When you were sleeping. I can make it to the bottom of those stairs with no problem.”
“You did this at night?”
“Yes.”
“Without my knowing?”
“Umm…”
“Did you plan to leave me?”
“No, Tom. I wasn’t…”
“You were planning on leaving me weren’t you?”
“No. I wasn’t. I just…”
“After all I did for you?? You planned to leave me??”
He slapped her. She fell to the floor crying.
“You ungrateful bitch! After all I’ve done!”
He kicked her. She cried more.
“That wasn’t what I was trying to do at all. I love you, Tom.”
“Don’t even say that!”
She sat and looked out the window.
Should things be brought into this world if they are to be bound and gagged? Should they be seen and shown to all others? I wished I could be. I wished I could be shown. I wish my name could held on my loves tongue instead of held in silence. Let it be shown to the world. Why yes. I am Mrs. Allan. Yes we do live in the apartment above the store. Business is fine but it could be better. Oh. We would love to come to dinner. We would love to babysit your children. Oh. Who is this? This is our daughter. Her name is Astrid. I named her after a name from the place I come from. She’ll be 4 this year. No. we don’t have her in preschool yet. She’s a little shy. Say hi Astrid. She’s a little shy. Oh yes. I think a play date would be good for both of them. How old is your daughter? She’s 4 as well? Well that would be perfect. Would we love to go to dinner? Why yes we would. Oh. This ring on my finger? Tom bought it for me just because he wanted to. He just felt in the mood to buy me something. Just because it was Wednesday. I love him very much. Excuse me sir but I am married. You can clearly tell that from the ring upon my finger. Welcome to Briarsburg hardware and Supply. My name is Carmen, and how may I help you? Yes. The weather is odd for this time of year.” 

Random Impulse: First Short Story

This is an older story that i wrote. It's quite long and not really proud of it.



Spooky’s Diner

In the city of Durango, Colorado stands Spooky’s Diner. It’s located near the outside of town, near Route 550. Its sign can be seen from 10 miles up the highway.  It’s owned by Harvey Scheller, who’s now in his early 50’s. He stands behind the counter reading a book. He wears a greasy t-shirt and a Dracula cape. His face is painted white with little dabs of red in the corners.  George sweeps the orange, black, and white tiled floor. He’s dressed as a mad scientist, with gloves, lab coat, and Albert Einstein hair. The jukebox plays the Monster Mash.  George hums along. George finishes sweeping and looks at Harvey. He says:
“Done, Mr. Scheller.”
Harvey looks up from the counter.
“What?”
“I’m done sweeping, Mr. Scheller.”
“Good.”
“You…got anything else that you want me to do?”
“Oh. Umm…you wipe down the tables yet?”
“No. Not yet.”
“Do that then.”
George goes behind the counter to get some more Windex and paper towels.  He asks:
“That it for today, Mr. Scheller?”
Harvey looks up.
“Is that all what?”
“Can I punch in after I get done with this?”
“You’re not done with that yet.”
“Yeah…but it’ll only take a lil while before I am.”
“Get done with that first. Then I’ll tell ya if I’m done with ya or not.”
George continues to sweep. The Monster Mash ends. It starts up again.
Harvey looks up from his book, gets a napkin and marks his spot. He goes to the cash register and starts counting the dollar bills. He sees some crud on his wedding band. He wipes it off with his thumb and smears it against his apron. He resumes counting. 200 short of last week. He sighs and starts recounting. He asks George, without looking up:
The backroom door opens and Charlene and Donna come out one after the other. Charlene is in a typical waitress uniform except with Bride of Frankenstein hair and makeup. Donna is the same except for a witch’s hat that’s now tucked underneath her arm.
“See ya, boss man.”
“See ya, Harv.”
“Ya’ll heading out?”
“Yes we are.”
“You punch your tickets?”
“Yeah.”
“Yeah, boss man.”
Harvey sees them toting their uniforms.
“You guys wanna uniforms here? So I can send ‘em to the cleaner’s?”
“Look at you…trying to get our clothes off…hahaha!”
Donna cackles.
“Thanks, Harv. I’ll just clean it myself.”
“I’ll clean mine too, boss man.”
“Ok.”
Donna turns her head to Charlene.
“You wanna go out to eat?”
“Nah. I gotta get back home.”
“Aw c’mon.”
“Really. I’m beat.”
“Ok.”
“George?”
“Yeah?”
“Who you ridin’ with? Me or Charlene?”
“I gotta finish this first…”
“Oh. Let Harvey finish that.”
“Mr. Scheller?”
“Hmm?”
“Can I stop wiping counters and go home with them?”
“Whose goin’ home?”
“We are.”
“Let em come with us, boss man. He’s so tie-uhd. “
“Hmmm. Ok. Go home. I’ll wipe the tables.”
“Thanks, Harv.”
“Thank you, Mr. Scheller.”
“So who you riding with, junior?”
“I’m going straight home.”
“I’m going for a bite to eat. So if you come with me I’ll buy.”
“I’ll go with you, Donna.”
“K. Kid’s comin’ with me. Who you goin’ home with tonight, boss man?”
Harvey looks up. He says:
“I think I’ll go home by myself.”
“No fun tonight?”
“Nah. Just sleep.”
“Oh. You need to have fun, boss man.”
“I can’t afford fun.”
“C’mon. I’m sure Charlene would love to take you home.”
Charlene makes an awkward face.
“Hahaha! That face is priceless! Haha. Sorry, boss man. I would take you myself but ...I got junior here.”
She winks and hugs George to her tightly.
“But I’d be glad to have you over later…”
“No thanks, Charlene.”
“Oh really? Well be that way. Haha.”
“What is your last name now anyway, Charlene?”
“I’m back to being a McDonough.”
“Well George can prolly change that for ya.”
“Haha. Good idea. But junior’s too young for me.”
“When has age ever stopped you?”
“When I could get arrested for it.”
“Wouldn’t be the first time.”
“Ha ha. Very funny.”
“I like to think so.”
Awkward silence. Donna says:
“So see you Monday, Harvey.”
“Have a good weekend.”
“C’mon George.”
They leave.
Donna, Charlene, and George all walk away from the diner. Harvey sees them drive off.
“Did you hear what he said to me??”
“Yes ma’am. I heard.”
“Can you believe the way that ass talked to me?”
“No ma’am. But…”
“He’s an old bastard.”
“I think he was just trying to be funny…”
“Well it wasn’t funny. It was damn mean.”
“I’m sorry Donna.”
“Ain’t your fault, junior. Now where you wanna eat?”
“I’m not particular, Donna.”
“You’re too polite. You’ll never keep a woman if you’re too polite.”
“Sorry, Donna.”
“Don’t apologize!”
“Sorry.”
“Too damn polite.”
“My parents taught me to be that way, I guess.”
“Well stop it. Don’t be nice.”
“Yes ma’am.”
“You want Burger King?”
“Sure.”
“Good. I want Burger King, too.”
They go into the drive through.  Donna says to George:
“Don’t get stuck working for fast food, George.”
“No ma’am.”
“You’re in college, right?”
“High school.”
“You a senior?”
“Yes ma’am.”
“You goin’ to the night school or somethin’?”
“No ma’am. Just regular school.”
“Jesus. Why you working for ol’ asshole then?”
“Why am I working for Mr. Scheller?”
“That’s who I was referring to, yeah.”
“I don’t know. I need the money I guess.”
“Well get your money and quit.”
“Yes ma’am.”
“I’m serious. Get all the money you want from that bastard and quit.”
“Mr. Scheller is a nice guy…”
“No! It’s not because of him! I mean…it is because of him…you know?”
“No ma’am.”
“I don’t think I do either. “
And they drive off.
Harvey goes back to reading his book. He looks up after the song on the jukebox ends.  He walks over to the counter to the seat at the end. It is the seat he has reserved. It’s where his son would sit if he were there. Harvey would have gone over to him. Harvey’s son would have been struggling with his homework.
“What’s you working on kiddo?”
“Math.”
“Need any help?”
“No sir.”
“You sure?”
“Yessir.”
“Ok. I’ll be over here if you need any help.”
A few seconds later:
“Daddy?”
“Yes?”
“Can you help me, please?”
“Ok. What’s gotcha stuck?”
“This one.”
“Ok.”
“I don’t get it.”
“Ok. I’ll help. Put your elbows on the counter like this.”
They would have both put their elbows on the table with their hands in fists.
“Ok.  How old are you?”
“5.”
“Ok. And what fingers do you put up for 5?”
Dylan would have put up one hand.
“That’s right. Now how old is your sister?”
“8.”
“Ok. What fingers do you put up for 8?”
Dylan would have put up 8 fingers.
“That’s right. Now put this hand down.”
Dylan would have.
“Now how many do you have left?”
“3?”
“That’s right.”
“Is that the answer?”
“That’s the answer.”
“Thanks, Daddy.”
“No problem.”
Harvey would have kissed his son on the head and tossed his hair. He would have gone back to the counter, smiling. He would have turned back and asked:
“You want something to eat, sport?”
But Harvey didn’t do that because his son wasn’t there. His son would never be there.
Harvey wipes the counter with a rag. The jukebox plays the Monster Mash again.
“What’s gonna be on the jukebox, baby?”
“I don’t know…Halloween songs I guess…”
“Like the horror movie themes?”
“I don’t think that’d go well?”
“Really?”
“No. Haha.”
“Don’t you want to see the look on a customer’s face when they’re eating their apple pie and all of sudden they hear RINK RINK RINK RINK?”
“Hahaha. Not if we want them to come back.”
“Pssh. Haha. Who needs loyal customers when you have a bunch of laughs?”
                “Well…you give me all the laughs I need.”
                “Awww. You’re so cheesy.”
                “And you’re so perfect.”
                They kissed.
                Harvey finished the counter and started the tables he whistled while he worked.
                “Baby?”
                “Yeah, Junebug?”
                “We’re outta Windex.”
                “We are?”
                “Yeah. Can you pick some up for me while I’m at work?”
                “Sure. What do you want for supper?”
                “Oh. I’m not hungry.”
                “You sure?”
                “Yeah, baby. You eat. I’m fine.”
                “Really? You haven’t eaten at all today.”
                “Because I wasn’t hungry today.”
                “I don’t believe that.”
                “Well I wasn’t.”
                “Let me make you something.”
                “Baby, I’m not hungry.”
                “Eat. For me.”
                “Ok…if you insist…”
                She smiled. Harvey smiled back.
                “Sit down, love. Let me make you something.”
                “Ok.”
                “What you wanna eat? A sammich?”
                “Oh. I’d love a sammich.”
                “I’ll make you a sammich then.”
                “Thank you, baby.”
                “No problem. Turkey?”
                “Turkey sounds delicious.”
                “Ok. Turkey. You want your bread toasted?”
                “Yes, please.”
                Harvey got two pieces of bread.
                “Did I ever tell you what happened at work, yesterday?”
                “No ma’am.”
                “Well…Suzanne quit.”
                “She quit?”
                “Yeah. And she made a huge ass deal about it, too.”
                “How?”
                “Well…I told she’d been coming in constantly late these past couple of weeks, right?”
                “Right.”
                “Well…turns out Janie was gonna fire her today after Suzanne’s shift was over.”
                “I thought you said Suzanne quit…”
                “Let me tell the story, please.”
                “Sorry.”
                “It’s ok. I love you.”
                “Love you too.”
                “So anyway…Janie was gonna fire Suzanne…”
                “Right.”
                “Well Ricky, with his big mouth, must’a let it out to Suzanne when they were out on their break.”
                “He did?”
                “Yeah. And Suzanne was so damn mad that as soon as she parked her truck in the parking lot, she walked straight into Janie’s office and slammed the door behind her and she tore Janie a new one.  The whole place shut up and tried to hear what was going on. Baby…toast…”
“Oh.”
“What was I saying?”
“Everyone shut up…”
“Oh yeah.  I mean…you could hear muffled voices through the walls she was screaming so loud. And everyone shut up to try and hear it.”
“You want mayo?”
“Yes, please. And a like 10 minutes after she went in, she came out. She turned back towards the door and said in the loudest voice possible, ‘And here’s your ugly effin’ uniform, Janie. I was tired of wearing it anyway.’ And she took of he shirt with her name tag and everything. And she stormed outta the place in her bra and her skirt!”
“Hahaha. Oh my God!”
“I know, right?? Like really?”
“I can’t believe Suzanne would do that.”
“She must’a been crazy! And the whole place was dead silent after that.”
“Really? You weren’t laughin’?”
“I didn’t know whether or not to laugh yet.”
“Wow.”
“Yeah. Even Marcus was quiet.”
“Marcus was quiet?”
“Yeah. And you know, nothing can shut him up.”
“Well…apparently a white trash woman taking her top off can.”
“Hahaha. Yeah.”
“Here’s your sandwich, baby.”
“Thank you sir.”
She took bite out of it and smiled.
“It good?”
She swallowed.
“It’s delicious.”
“Thanks.”
She took another bite. She said:
“I can’t believe I haven’t told you that before now.”
“Well you were tired last night.”
“But still. I strictly remembered it for you.”
“Aww. You did?”
“Yeah. Right after it happened I was like, ‘I gotta tell Harvey ‘bout this’. But I fell asleep on you instead.”
“It’s ok. I’m glad you told me now, baby.”
He kissed her. Afterwards, he licked the mayo from the corner of his mouth.
 “Let me get your plate.”
“Thank you, sir.”
“What time you gotta go in tonight, baby?”
“Eh. Bout 6.”
“And you get off at 1?”
“Yeah. Prolly 1:45 tonight though. I’m gonna help Janie clean a lil before the next shift.”
“Man.”
“What?”
“She’s had you work late all this week.”
“Yeah. But…it’s money.”
“Yeah.”
“It’ll all be better when we win the lottery, baby.”
“Haha. Yeah.”
She got up from the table and hugged Harvey behind.
“Thanks for the sammich, honey.”
“You’re welcome.”
“I love you.”
“I love you more.”
He turned around and kissed her.
“You sure you gotta work tonight?”
“Yeah.”
“You sure you don’t wanna call in sick?”
“Wish I could, darling.”
“Well have a good day at work, ok?”
“Ok. You don’t have to stay up for me.”
“I want to, though.”
“Ok.”
“I love you.”
“Love you too.”
They hugged.
“Don’t forget the Windex, please.”
“I won’t.”
“Please don’t run off with any beautiful women, either.”
“I could never do that. Have a great day, ok?”
“I’ll try.”
“Ok.”
“See you then.”
“See you then.”
“Bye.”
“Bye.”
She left and Harvey went back to work.
Harvey finished wiping the tables. He put the Windex back beneath the counter. He went into the kitchen.
“Should we hire a chef you think?”
“Nah. You can be the chef, baby.”
“I can be the chef?”                                                       
“Yeah. You’re a great cook.”
“Yeah. But I couldn’t do it professionally.”
“There’s classes, baby.”
“Ok. I’ll be the chef. What do you want to do?”
“What do I want to do? I’m gonna be the cashier.”
“Awesome. Who’s gonna be the waiters and waitresses?”
“Our kids are gonna do that.”
“When they’re babies?”
“No. Like…when they’re 10 up to high school.”
“Who’ll be the waiters until then?”
“My sister.”
“Angela? Haha.”
“Yeah. And we won’t even have to pay her. We can just give her chicken sammiches.”
Donna and George were eating their hamburgers.
“How you like your burger, junior?”
“It’s good.”
“Good. You owe me 8 bucks.”
“Oh.”
George reaches for his wallet.
“I’m just messin’ with you.”
“Oh.”
“Haha. Learn to lighten up.”
They ate some more.
“So how long have you been workin’ for Mr. Scheller?”
“A long, long, LONG time.”
“How long?”
“ ‘Bout 7 years.”
“Why do you work for him if you hate it?”
“It’s money.”
“Oh.”
“I coulda left but I never did. Now I never can.”
“Sure you can.”
“Nah. I’m old.”
“No you’re not, Donna.”
“Don’t kid me.”
“You’re not.”
They ate.
“Now, I’ve been wondering this for awhile…”
“What’s that, kid?”
“Why would someone like Mr. Scheller open up a themed restaurant?”
“You mean…why would a stick in the mud like Harvey open a place that’s supposed to be fun?”
“I guess that’s one way of putting it…”
“I don’t know.”
“I thought since you…”
“I honestly don’t know why. Harvey never said and I never asked. He just did.”
“Huh.”
“What?”
“Nothing.”
Harvey turned off the light in the kitchen and walked to his office. He took off his cape and pt it on the coat rack. He put the apron on the hook next to the cape. He went to the sink in his office and started wiping off the makeup.
“And what will the dress up as?”
“Like…old movie monsters…”
“That’s awesome!”
“I know, right?”
“I wanna be Dracula.”
“You’d be a good Dracula.”
“Who you wanna dress up as, baby?”
“Umm…that’s a good question…”
“Bride of Frankenstein?”
“Nah.”
“A vampire?”
“No. Can’t have two vampires.”
“Umm…this is tough…”
“A mummy?”
“Be hard to talk wouldn’t it?”
“Yeah…”
“We’ll come up with somethin’.”
“Yeah.”
Harvey puts cold water on his face. He walks out of his office and turns out the light. E gets his book from the counter.  He turns off the dining lights and leaves the diner. He locks the door and walks to his small black car. He drives off. He passes the sign.
It’s 10 feet tall. It’s bright and luminescent. It can reportedly be seen 20 miles either way down Route 550. It has a large arrow with bulbs of yellow pointing towards the diner. Below it is a florescent ghost with neon eyes. It’s surrounded by the words SPOOKY’S and DINER. Below that is a caption that reads:
“Where it’s always Halloween.”
Harvey drew that sign on the back of a work memo and brought it home.
“I love it.”
“I drew it on my lunch break.”
“It’s great.”
“It’d prolly be better if you drew it.”
“I think it’s perfect.”
“Thank you.”
“I love it.”
“His arm is flimsy.”
“Which one?”
“This one.”
“Oh it’ll be fine. We’ll cover it with one of the Os.”
“You really like it?”
“I love it. I really do.”
“I love you.”
“I know.”
“I tried putting eyes in the Os.”
“Huh.”
“Yeah. But they always looked like boobs.”
“Hahahaha. You’re too cute.”
“I’m glad you think so.”
“I know so.”
“Hmm. It’s gonna cost a fortune though.”
“Eh. We can afford it.”
“We can?”
“We’re gonna win the lottery aren’t we?”
“Yeah. I forgot about that.”
Donna and George drive down the road.
“Tell me where to turn, kid.”
“Yes ma’am.”
“So ya got a girlfriend George?”
“Yes ma’am.”
“You do?”
“Yes ma’am.”
“What’s her name?”
“Janis?”
“Yes ma’am.”
“Hw old is she?”
“She’s the same age as me.”
“Ya’ll in the same grade?”
“She’s one under me.”
“She’s under you?”
George blushes.
“Ummm…”
“Hahaha! Sorry. That’s sweet. You like her?”
“Yes ma’am.”
“That’s sweet. How long’ve you guys been goin’ out?”
“6 months.”
“Wow. Congrats.”
“Thank you. Turn up here.”
“Ok.”
She stops in front of George’s house.
“You got school tomorrow?”
“It’ Saturday tomorrow.”
“Oh. Well…you hanging out with your girlfriend this weekend?”
“Yes ma’am.”
“Well have a good night, kid.”
“You too, Donna.”
Harvey parks he car in his driveway. He walks inside. He turns on the lights. He goes out into the back yard and lets his dog into the house. The dog goes into the living room as Harvey goes into the kitchen. Harvey comes back into the living room; his dog is asleep on the couch. Harvey says to him:
“How you doin’, Curly?”
Curly’s tail wagged but he was soon asleep again.
“I feel the same way.”
He walks into the kitchen and gets some milk. He drinks it from the carton. He sees the drawing on the fridge. And the old note.

Good evenin' baby
Hope you had a good day
I’ll prolly be asleep when you get here
So I won't have much to say
I’m sorry we can't talk
But I gotta get some rest
Just know that I love ya
And that you're the best
There’s chicken in the microwave
If you feel hungry
We done ran outta coke
So I made you some tea
I tucked in the kids
And picked em up from school
Tomorrow I think
I’ll bring out the kiddie pool
I washed all yo clothes
And I ironed yo dress
I know you think that you're just a waitress
But you always look your best
We’re also outta soap
So tomorrow I’ll go to the store
The earring you lost
Is in the candy bowl by the door
Well the bills came in today
I don't know which credit card to use
Poppy’s got the flu again
And Dylan needs new shoes
I hate that you gotta work late
Every day this week
Because of this schedule
We hardly get to speak
We need a vacation
Somewhere to get away
Maybe we can all go to the beach
Next Saturday
I miss you baby
In every shape and form
I made sure that when you came to bed
That your side would be warm
You’re more than exhausted now
And will prolly go to bed soon
Well know this
I love you
 “Hey, baby.”
“Hey…”
“Did I wake you up?”
“Nah…”
“Go back to sleep.”
“I wasn’t asleep. I was waitin’ on you.”
“Ok.”
“You get my note?”
“The one that was on the fridge?”
“Yeah.”
“I did.”
“You like it?”
“I loved it.”
“There actually is some chicken in the microwave if you want it. I made it for you.”
“Aww. Thanks, sweetie. I’ll eat some later.”
“Ok.”
They kissed.
“I’m gonna go take a shower.”
“Ok.”
“I love you. Go to sleep.”
“I love you too. And I’ll go to sleep when you do.”
“Ok.”
George walks into his house. He goes upstairs and passes his parent’s bed.
“Hey, champ.”
“Hey, dad.”
“How was work?”
“Good.”
“Whatcha do?”
“Nothin’ much. Just cleaned.”
“You get your paycheck?”
“No sir I think I’ll get it tomorrow.”
“You tell him to give it to you tomorrow.”
“Yes sir.”
“You want me to tell him?”
“No sir.”
“I can if you want.”
“I want to take care of it by myself.”
“Ok.”
“You gonna take off that uniform?”
“I was just about to.”
“Ok.”
“Ok.”
“Night.”
“Night. You gonna take to Janis?”
“Yes sir.”
“Tell her I say hi. Don’t talk to long though. We’re almost outta minutes.”
“Yes sir.”
“Love you.”
“Love ya, too.”
Harvey rests on his bed without his clothes on. He stares up at the ceiling fan.
“You still up, baby?”
“Yeah. Waitin’ for you.”
“Aww. So sweet.”
“Hw was work, baby?”
“Ugh!”
“That good huh?”
“It was horrible!”
“Well lay down here wit me and tell me about it.”
“Well…”
The phone rings.
“Hello?”
“Harvey?”
“Yeah?”
“It’s Charlene.”
“Hi, Charlene.”
“Umm…I’m sorry for calling you so late.”
“It’s ok. What’s the problem?”
“Umm…I need an advance…”
“I’m gonna give ya’ll your checks later.”
“I know, I know. But…I need next weeks too.”
“What you need it for?”
“Well there’s this new…”
“Can we talk about this some other time?”
“Umm…but…”
“Come by my office Monday and we’ll talk about it.”
“But…”
“Talk to you Monday.”
“Ok…”
“Good night.”
He hangs up.
“You know what we should do?”
“What, baby?”
“We should open a restaurant?”
“A restaurant?”
“Yeah.”
“What kind of restaurant? Please don’t say it’s an Italian one. I’m tired of Italian restaurants.”
“No. Like a diner.”
“A diner?”
“Yeah.”
“Here?”
“No. Not here.”
“Where then?”
“You know? After we win the lottery and move to Colorado.”
“Oh.”
“Yeah. We’ll open a diner.”
“Is it gonna have a cheesy 50’s theme?”
“No. I thought of doing something original.”
“Like what, baby?”
“What’s your favorite holiday?”
“Halloween.”
“That’ll be the theme.”
“What?”
“Yeah. And we’ll have all Halloween décor. Make it kinda scary but kinda cute. Have things like ghost shaped waffles.”
“I love waffles.”
“Who doesn’t?”
“What would w do with a restaurant?”
“Well…we’d run it.”
“We’d run it?”
“Yeah.”
“We don’t now how to run a restaurant.”
                “We can always find out. Can’t be that hard.”
“But there’s things like money, and people, and all that.”
“We’ll find all that out.”
“You sure?”
“Yeah. And you know what?”
“It’ll all be ours.”
“Huh.”
“You like the idea?”
“It’s an awesome idea.”
“Really?”
“Yeah.”
“It’s a little crazy but so are you.”
“Thanks, baby.”
“You know I love you.”
“I love you too. So it sounds like a plan?”
“Sounds like a plan.”
Harvey curls up on the bed and falls asleep. George gets on the phone.
“Hello?”
“Hi, Mr. Hasbun. Can to speak to Janis, please?”
“Ok.”
“Thank you.”
“Hello?”
“Hi, Janis.”
“Hey. How was work?”
“Good. How are you?”
“Good.”
“Good.”
“When’d you get in?”
“Just a lil while ago.
“Oh.”
“You know what we should do when we get married and stuff?”
“What, baby?”
Harvey wakes up and walks into the kitchen. He makes himself a pack of microwavable mac and cheese. He has a Coke and sits down at the table. He sits in front of an empty chair.
“Mornin’, baby.”
“Good morning.”
“How’d you sleep?”
“Like a baby. You?”
“I died.”
“That’s cute. Please don’t die on me.”
“I promise.”
“Good.”
“You want some breakfast?”
“Sure.”
“Eggs, baby?”
“Sounds delicious.”
“So I was thinkin’ bout a name for the diner this morning?”
“You were?”
“Mmmhmm.”
“What name you think of?”
“How about Spooky’s?”
“I love it.”
“You do?”
“Mmhmm.”
“I love you.”
“I love you too.”
Harvey cleans his plate and got dressed. He goes out the door without a kiss. He leaves Curly on the couch. He drives off.
On Monday, Spooky’s will be closed. The orange tiles will not be shining by fluorescent light. The jukebox darkened and no songs heard. The burgers in the freezer, the Bisquick in the shelves, the eggs in the refrigerator next to the chef’s salad, the Windex beneath the counter shall all be unused. Will the restaurant be renovated? Or sold? Be transformed into a Wendy’s? A Denny’s? A soulless wonder for all to see? It may. It probably will be or will the spot be leveled? Will the glass break along with the custom made tiles, the red booth seats, the bar, the office in the back with all of its loneliness? Will it be turned into a parking lot? A place where kids go since it’s abandoned and destroyed?
                And the sign. What shall happen to it? It will not light for all to see. Yellow neon will not be seen from up and down the highway. It will be stripped of its goodness and it’s greatness. The light gone along with the purpose. Will it rot and crumble like the drawing of it on the refrigerator? It will be a ghost. A ghost of a ghost. It will stand with no way to cut it down. With the light gone along with the joy and the metal and the light bulbs, all who pass will be able to tell that it once said in the big space where the words used to be: Spooky’s Diner “Where it’s always Halloween.”