Junkyard: Youtube Comments

I hate and love these. They are like fascist puppies. I am a dog person. Not a fascist person.

1. "creativity is only skin deep" -from nigrobat on the video to The Residents' cover of "Don't Be Cruel."


2. "ur an idiot!"- From roborob on Cpt Beefheart's "Click Clack". The internet did not invent iron but it has created a new medium for it be to be shown in. Who can hate that?


3. "i spelled them both wrong on purpose you damn idiot.no a space is not suppose to be after a period in any language,this is not a term paper its fuccin youtube.your a clown nerd.go beat off listening to your mother having sex with random men through your bedroom wall.if you spent as much time paying attention to life as you do to peoples spellng on youtube you would maybe have a girlfriend and not be such a epic failure." -from TheBlueLightMusic on The Onion's video "YouTube challenges Viewers to Create a 'Good' Video." Pretty sure that I may be related to this person...sounds like a good majority of my relatives...


4. "This movie sucked!!!!!! Tron Legacy was a million times better!!!! Bret, I used to respect you and your critic skills, but now I really don't. " -Ryuu501st on Rotten Tomatoes'  review of "True Grit." I can only hope that this person is being sarcastic...


5. "Ahhhhhh. Doesn't the air just smell cleaner now that Vonnegut's not around to pollute it with his nonsense?" -TheDinkerson on "Kurt Vonnegut's Obituary." This hurts my heart as much as seeing my dog die, my house burn down, and see my ice cream cone abducted by aliens from Tralfalmadore.