1."White hearty White Bread for White White People"
-episode of MST3K. Stood out for me. Remined me of Ginsberg, WCW, or Bukowski.
2 "Or as your people would say (clicking noises)"
-overheard this over the snow week at the airport. A woman was with her African boyfriend (he had on a shirt with Kenya on it and spoke with an accent) and he apparantly told her a joke and she replied with the previous statement. It made my insides laugh in it's awfulness.
3. "How is it possible that after 5 years of working here that I have had two engagement rings, but only one chair?"
-episode of The Office
4. "Are you praying for scientific salvation?"
-from Dr. Chowns, my Geology professor. I was sitting on my knees during the lab because there was no chairs ready, so I kneeled.
5. "Is there anyone left in Canada?"
"No. I think we all came here."\
_My dad to a Canadian tourist in Mexico.
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